The Newest N.I.I.D. - Well Golly Gee, What an Honor!

Sarah Palin, the President to be should that old curmudgeon sweetheart John McCain pass gas, deflate and vanish while in office, was recently appointed to a lifetime membership by the N.I.I.D. She was interviewed by Vogue magazine (not one of the ones she reads) and when asked how she felt about this appointment she said,
"Well golly gee, I sure do appreciate being made a member of N.I.I.D.. You know way up in Alaska we have a very large and important area called A.N.W.R. with a lot of letters in it and I understand that it is important too. You know the other day I met Iwantmydinnadad (I really had to practice hard to remember that name huh huh uh huh) and anyway I thought well gee wouldn't it be nice if he could see what real Americans like me get to do. I could take him for a ride on my husbands Harley (what a Stud and I love him still) and maybe shoot some moose! Gee I love America and in Alaska (that's part of America too you know) we like to say if its good for Main Street its good for Alaska. You know I am a Main Street girl!"
N.I.I.D. is the National Identification of Idiots Database headquartered on a remote island off the coast of South Carolina where lifetime honorees are sometimes kept for the safety of our country and planet. It is rumored to be somewhere in Bulls Bay (the name was changed from Bullshit Bay under protest in the late 1800's when it was found offensive to those held there) north east of Charleston, SC.
Our congratulations to the newest N.I.I.D.!!