I WANT A REALITY SHOW!!

JUST IN! - Nadya Suleman has already started production on her reality show. Her lawyer, Jeffrey Czech, is talking about the show, which apparently still has no title and no appearances from her herd of 14 children thus far'

HEY GUYS I WANT A REALITY SHOW!! I HAVE 14 COCKROACHES!!

That's right, 14.

I have one in my garage. Its name is Jesus. Every time I find it in a box I kill it and then it resurrects itself and I find it the next time I am in the garage and open a box. Then I yell, "Jesus!" and it yells back, "yup that's me!"

I have 3 that welcome me everytime I go down the driveway to get my mail. They seem to stay under my neighbor's mailbox in the grass and when I try to step on them they run screaming down the street yelling, "he hit me, he hit me, that big man is trying to hit me!" I tell you, its embarrassing.

Then there are the 5 that live in the pine tree at the front of my yard. Every time I decide to stroll around my castle and act like the lord of my domain, there they sit on "a branch too far" singing in unison a song I always hated, "Oh I've got a pair of brand new roller skates and you've got a brand new key..." Sheesh! What idiot wrote that song?

The other 5 live at the warehouse where my business is located and everytime I look under a work bench, one winks at me and says we love you Daddy! I feel like Jon Gosselin and want to run screaming down the street, "I ain't your Daddy and I can't take this any more!!"

Any way that's the story of my 14 cockroaches, so how about it Hollywood when do we start shooting my reality show??!!